Chocolate milk reviews
Add a milkEvery chocolate milk this site has rated, scored out of 10 on quality and taste as separate axes so a sweeter milk is never mistaken for a better one. Ratings come from people who drank the milk and said what they thought, not from a single tasting panel. See the current ranking.
71 milks
Shaka Laka
Chocolate Drink
People generally say: Rated lean and hollow, milky and sweet, but a chalky aftertaste.
Whole milk· 1 review· Shelf-stablePromised Land Dairy
Midnight Chocolate
People generally say: “It says richer and creamier on the bottle and are they so right. Extremely thick, the roastiness of the dark chocolate comes through very strong…” Rated thick and coating, smooth and silky.
Whole milk· 2 reviews$0.21/ozLaBurdick
Iced Milk Chocolate
People generally say: “Their milk hot chocolate is my #1 rated hot chocolate so I had to try their iced - the process uses the same delicious chocolate milk ganache, but…” Rated very sweet, intensely chocolatey.
Whole milk· 1 reviewPure Country
Classic Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Rich milk chocolate tone in flavor, yet the cane sugar overpowers the cocoa” Rated very sweet, intensely chocolatey.
Whole milk· 1 reviewUpstate Farms
Milk for Life
People generally say: “Sweeteners to make up for the lactose-free elements are what hurt this milk in the long run.” Rated lean and hollow, barely chocolatey, but flat and artificial.
Lactose-free· 1 reviewMayfield Dairy Farms
Chocolate Whole Milk
People generally say: “Extremely sweet yet very thin” Rated intensely chocolatey, very sweet.
Whole milk· 1 reviewUpstate Farms
Intense Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Lots of flavor, lots of great mouthfeel. It's a strong mostly neutral chocolate tone that is sure to satisfy” Rated a clean finish, intensely chocolatey.
Whole milk· 2 reviewsBorden
Dutch Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Higher quality for what you'd commonly find in many locations, very enjoyable when you do find it” Rated smooth and silky, very sweet.
Whole milk· 1 reviewArruda's Dairy Farms
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “For being considered online the staple chocolate milk of RI and there being no substitute, the best way I can describe this milk is artificial and…” Rated lean and hollow, thin and watery, but a chalky aftertaste.
2% milk· 1 reviewOakridge Dairy
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Smooth and creamy, the dark tones of this chocolate milk come through with every sip. Much thicker than their A2A2 variety and more flavorful overall” Rated rich and buttery, very sweet.
Whole milk· 1 reviewOakridge Dairy
A2A2 Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Buttery in consistency, there is something noticeably thin and artificial in the aftertaste - not in the chocolate but in the sweetener it tastes…” Rated milky and sweet, smooth and silky, but a chalky aftertaste.
A2 milk· 1 reviewHornstra Farm
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: Rated a clean finish, smooth and silky.
2% milk· 1 reviewMapleline Farm
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “At first sip the creaminess is front and center. Velvety and smooth, yet the chocolate flavor does not carry the same weight.” Rated smooth and silky, thick and coating.
2% milk· 1 reviewHastings Farm
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Unfortunately the 8oz bottle doesn't have the label on it for the milk base, but this milk had a chocolate strong flavor punch delivered in a thinner…” Rated very sweet, intensely chocolatey.
Whole milk· 1 reviewHorizon Organic
Chocolate Organic Lowfat Milk
People generally say: “Borderline milk and dark chocolate as far as cocoa content goes, this milk has established itself as a classic style staple.” Rated barely chocolatey, very sweet, but flat and artificial.
2% milk· 1 review· OrganicFairlife
Core Power 42g Chocolate Milkshake
People generally say: “Thin and artificial - all the added protein is good as an off the shelf solution but adds to the gritty texture.” Rated lean and hollow, thin and watery, but a chalky aftertaste.
Lactose-free· 1 reviewCrystal Springs Creamery
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Lighter chocolatey tone but with a thin yet buttery feel. Slight hints of malt. Pleasant overall - better with bigger swigs” Rated a clean finish, rich and buttery.
Whole milk· 1 reviewCafe Patachou
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Definitely just Hershey's Syrup mix - they did have a hot chocolate option, so an iced hot chocolate might have been the play here” Rated lean and hollow, thin and watery, but a chalky aftertaste.
2% milk· 1 reviewTraders Point Creamery
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “This milk is truly something special; it's the closest you can get to drinking a melted dark chocolate bar.” Rated intensely chocolatey, rich with real cocoa.
Whole milk· 2 reviewsOberweis
2% Reduced Fat Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “This is a complicated one - the chocolate tone is extreme dark and toasty, but the texture is both buttery and gritty at the same time.” Rated a clean finish, thin and watery.
2% milk· 2 reviewsShamrock Farms
Rockin' Protein Chocolate
People generally say: “Very smooth for a protein drink - sips more like a regular chocolate milk than anything which is a bonus” Rated milky and sweet, smooth and silky, but flat and artificial.
1% milk· 1 reviewRonnybrook
Chocolate Creamline Milk
People generally say: “Not a great product, they should use their whole milk and darker chocolate for a better product” Rated very sweet, smooth and silky.
2% milk· 2 reviews$0.58/ozRosa Brothers Milk
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Great chocolate taste in a surprisingly velvety texture for such a thin milk” Rated smooth and silky, rich and buttery.
Whole milk· 1 reviewBroguiere's
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “While the flavor is robust, it is not very strong. Where this milk does make up a lot of points is in how thick and creamy the milk feels to sip.” Rated rich and buttery, thick and coating.
2% milk· 1 reviewCream-O-Land Dairy
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “The brand does not lie, this milk was quite creamy. It had a great mouthfeel, but couldn't pull out a distinct chocolate flavor” Rated milky and sweet, thick and coating, but flat and artificial.
2% milk· 1 reviewKreider Farms
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Thin but still flavorful with a buttery mouthfeel. Pleasant to sip!” Rated rich with real cocoa, intensely chocolatey.
2% milk· 1 reviewEmmi
Micao Choco Drink
People generally say: “Minimal taste at all, I might as well have been drinking regular milk” Rated lean and hollow, barely chocolatey, but a chalky aftertaste.
1% milk· 1 reviewComella
Choco-Drink
People generally say: “Hollow is the best way to describe this milk, with an aftertaste that is very artificial” Rated lean and hollow, thin and watery, but flat and artificial.
1% milk· 1 reviewOvomaltine
Drink
People generally say: “If you like malted chocolates, this is a great option to find overseas” Rated intensely chocolatey, rich with real cocoa.
Whole milk· 1 reviewMoozy
Premium Farm Fresh Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “I was pleasantly surprised by this one. I did not have high hopes for chocolate milk in a can with an A2A2 milk base, but this one did beat all…” Rated smooth and silky, intensely chocolatey.
A2 milk· 1 reviewPeila's Creamery
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “The chocolate flavor of this milk has such a natural character it's hard to deny this one top marks.” Rated a clean finish, intensely chocolatey.
Whole milk· 1 reviewCoop
British Milk Chocolate Flavoured Milk
People generally say: “This tastes like those chocolate milks where you add the tiniest amount of syrup to skim milk and pass it off as having a chocolate flavor” Rated thin and watery, lean and hollow, but a chalky aftertaste.
2% milk· 1 reviewCowbelle
Udderly Creamy Belgian Chocolate Milkshake
People generally say: “This is a milk that tries too hard. Way too thin to be a mlikshake, and the Belgian chocolate flavor is way too artificial, or way too dark to make…” Rated very sweet, intensely chocolatey.
2% milk· 1 reviewCowbelle
LUSH British Chocolate Flavoured 1% Fat Milk
People generally say: “Strong but artificial chocolate flavor, in an extremely thin delivery. The flavor was at least strong” Rated intensely chocolatey, rich with real cocoa.
1% milk· 1 reviewWoodstock Creamery
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “The chocolate flavor is the standout here. It's a very strong neutral but leaning dark chocolate taste.” Rated intensely chocolatey, rich with real cocoa.
Whole milk· 1 reviewArethusa Farm
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Extremely well rounded - the roastiness of the cocoa sings through the initial sip and aftertaste.” Rated rich with real cocoa, intensely chocolatey.
Whole milk· 1 reviewShaken Udder
Double Choc Milkshake
People generally say: “A perfect example of how piling on the Belgian chocolate doesn't always mean you end up with the perfect chocolate milk.” Rated dark and roasty, intensely chocolatey, but gritty.
2% milk· 1 reviewTom Parker Creamery
Free Range Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “While it lacked strongly in all areas, I can't say any of them were bad either. It tasted like a generic chocolate milk, with a bit more thought put…” Rated barely chocolatey, milky and sweet.
2% milk· 1 reviewKnoops
54% Iced Chocolate with Whole Milk
People generally say: “Knoops has this formula down to a science. To be able to make a hot chocolate and ice it in a way that doesn't ruin the integrity of the flavor is…” Rated intensely chocolatey, dark and roasty.
Whole milk· 1 reviewM&S
Chocolate Flavoured Milk
People generally say: “I would describe this milk as "lean." It had a milk chocolate flavor that was palpable, but faded quickly and was replaced with a thin, watery…” Rated milky and sweet, lean and hollow, but gritty.
2% milk· 1 reviewM&S
Belgian Chocolate Milkshake
People generally say: “This one was an odd one - while the taste of it screamed dark Belgian chocolate tones, everything about it felt like it was trying too hard” Rated intensely chocolatey, very sweet.
2% milk· 1 reviewBarebells
Chocolate Flavor Milkshake
People generally say: “Extremely thick and EXTREMELY artificial tasting” Rated lean and hollow, very sweet, but flat and artificial.
2% milk· 1 reviewChocomel
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “This chocolate milk possesses an almost caramel-like tone with how strong the flavor comes on.” Rated dark and roasty, intensely chocolatey.
2% milk· 1 reviewSweet Grass Creamery
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Tucked away in the suburbs of CT, this farm has perfected the art of chocolate milk and makes me want to keep coming back.” Rated intensely chocolatey, rich and buttery.
Whole milk· 1 reviewPurity
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “What this milk lacks in chocolate intensity it makes up for in a very smooth consistency. More filling than most other 16oz bottles I've had” Rated smooth and silky, a clean finish.
Whole milk· 1 reviewCocoa Metro
Belgian Style Chocolate
People generally say: “This chocolate milk is all about flavor, hitting you with a wave of rich dark chocolate with every sip.” Rated intensely chocolatey, rich with real cocoa.
2% milk· 1 reviewHatcher Family Dairy
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Better as you go through the bottle, what starts as a malted chocolate flavor blends itself out into something extremely creamy and pleasant.” Rated rich with real cocoa, intensely chocolatey.
2% milk· 1 reviewKalona Super Natural
Carrageenan-Free Organic Whole Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “I was looking forward to this one as it looked far away from the run-of-the mill chocolate milks.” Rated barely sweet, thin and watery, but a chalky aftertaste.
Whole milk· 1 reviewRocky Mountain Chocolate Factory
Iced Whole Milk Hot Chocolate
People generally say: “*THIS IS AN OFF-MENU ORDER! Most likely mine was iced too much which watered down the potential flavor of the steamed chocolate whole milk.” Rated barely chocolatey, lean and hollow, but a chalky aftertaste.
Whole milk· 1 reviewMaola
Extra Rich Chocolate Whole Milk
People generally say: “The Chocolate taste was sweet but not equally intense, moderately creamy” Rated very sweet, rich and buttery.
2% milk· 1 reviewDuchess
2% Chocolate milk
People generally say: “Thin but surprisingly creamy. The cocoa taste was a little light for my liking to support the consistency” Rated rich with real cocoa, very sweet.
2% milk· 1 reviewSealtest
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Surprisingly thick for a 1% milk, the chocolate taste was very malt-like giving it a more milk chocolate tone” Rated intensely chocolatey, rich with real cocoa.
1% milk· 1 reviewMountain Diary Kroger Distributed
1% Lowfat Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “A fine milk chocolate flavor, not very strong or thick in any way” Rated milky and sweet, lean and hollow, but flat and artificial.
1% milk· 1 reviewKroger
1% Lowfat Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Thin and extremely sweet - definitely artificial. It has a persistent aftertaste and honestly I only took one sip of it before throwing it away to…” Rated milky and sweet, very sweet, but a chalky aftertaste.
1% milk· 1 reviewProducers Dairy
1% Low Fat Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “There's honestly no real qualms to say with this one other than it being incredibly average” Rated lean and hollow, milky and sweet, but gritty.
1% milk· 1 reviewDarigold
Chocolate
People generally say: “Pretty much as standard as a run of the mill milk chocolate formula goes” Rated milky and sweet, very sweet.
2% milk· 1 reviewDarigold
Chocolate More Protein
People generally say: “A more standard run of the mill chocolate milk drink, with additional protein - 25g per bottle.” Rated thin and watery, very sweet, but a chalky aftertaste.
2% milk· 1 reviewDarigold
Old Fashioned Chocolate
People generally say: “The flavor almost tasted malted, making the aftertaste notes more artificial and chalky. Not to my liking but I could picture some people liking it a…” Rated dark and roasty, intensely chocolatey, but gritty.
2% milk· 1 reviewShaw Farm
Fresh Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “This chocolate milk is all about delivering a punch of clean milk chocolate flavor in a thin but creamy consistency.” Rated intensely chocolatey, very sweet.
Whole milk· 1 reviewElevation
Chocolate ultra-filtered milkshake
People generally say: Rated a clean finish, smooth and silky.
Other· 1 review· Shelf-stableStraus Family Creamery
Chocolate Whole Milk
People generally say: Opinions divide on thickness. Rated smooth and silky, a clean finish.
Whole milk· 2 reviewsHatchland Farms
"Wicked Good" Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Rich in flavor but on the thinner side of viscosity. The flavor is palpable but not extremely strong” Rated rich and buttery, a clean finish.
2% milk· 1 reviewOrgain
Creamy Chocolate Protein Milk Shake
People generally say: “Not too gritty as far as protein milk shakes go, passable but very artificial flavor. Honestly it's a great protein to calorie ratio, which is the…” Rated lean and hollow, a clean finish, but flat and artificial.
A2 milk· 1 reviewFish Family Farm
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “One of the smoothest chocolate milks I have drank in terms of texture, a great example of glass-bottle farm milk.” Rated lean and hollow, thick and coating.
2% milk· 1 reviewBarebells
Chocolate Milk Drink
People generally say: “You can definitely taste the artificial-ness of the drink, however I have to give it points for being smooth and not very chalky” Rated milky and sweet, lean and hollow, but flat and artificial.
Lactose-free· 1 reviewUnited Dairy
Nonfat Chocolate Chocolate Flavored Skim Milk
People generally say: “Bland and extremely artificial tasting, the skim milk base only takes away further from its already not high flavor potential” Rated lean and hollow, thin and watery, but a chalky aftertaste.
Skim milk· 1 reviewCoopers Hilltop Farm
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “This milk has a strong, very good profile on first sip, but doesn't leave a lasting impression and the aftertaste goes away quickly” Rated very sweet, a clean finish.
2% milk· 1 reviewMountain Dairy
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “While solid overall, this milk lacked the robustness to turn good into great. It had a desirable texture and aftertaste though” Rated smooth and silky, very sweet.
1% milk· 1 reviewWrights
Chocolate Milk
People generally say: “Even though this chocolate milk was thinner than I personally prefer, it had a strong chocolate taste that wasn't obtrusive and was still very smooth.” Rated intensely chocolatey, a clean finish.
2% milk· 1 reviewLactaid
Chocolate Whole Milk
People generally say: Rated very sweet, barely chocolatey.
Whole milk· 1 reviewCruze Farms
Grade A Pasteurized Chocolate Milk
People generally say: Rated rich and buttery, a clean finish.
2% milk· 1 review